Ian )))
YO! I'm Ian (white, 17). There's not much to say about me... Hmm... Alright, I'll bite.

I go APE SHIT for HTMLcss, old muscle cars (psst, my favorite is the '66 Caprice. It's a shame nobody can restore 'em worth a shit, though), Devil May Cry, Silent Hill, nu metal, media that's kinda lame so I won't list them out of embarrassment, you know.

Alright, that's enough.
Music Fuck it, I'll just talk about myself. My favorite bands/artists are in no particular order.

(I unravel my yellowed squire's scroll) I like Korn, Kanye West, Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, Type O Negative, Rammstein, Deftones, Talking Heads, New Order, Cher, 1 Iggy Pop album, The Smashing Pumpkins, Depeche Mode, Cocteau Twins, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Creedence Clearwater Revival for some reason, aaaand god knows what else.
Movies I love pirating a good movie. Here are my favorites.

Ignore how terrible my taste is, I won't hear it. Alright... I like The Fly, Alien, House of Wax, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (yeah, original AND remake), damn near any slasher move you can name, The Crow, the Hannibal trilogy, 1 Marvel movie that I will not name, and certainly some I'm forgetting.

You know what? I'll list the worst movies I ever had the misfortune of watching here too. I can't name too many bad movies because I usually can't have a single critical thought, but these were terrible.

The Devil All the Time was like eating drywall. Hannibal Rising was so bad I never finished it. You ever watch the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake? There were two remakes, for some reason. One of them was so bad I didn't speak for days after watching it.
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